Dear Boris

Dear Boris,

So who is making £35,000 a year, then Boris?

This here Cleggy chappie. The one who wants to cap the benefits to less than £35,000 a year. I have to tell you Boris, I am not making £35,000 a year. And I had a word around the Enterprise last night and no one else was either. I asked the girl on the check out at Morrison’s and she was not neither. And the girl in the market, she was not getting that much either.

You wanna show that Cleggy boy a jobs site like www.totaljobs.com and see how many jobs there are out there at £35,000.

Some of your friends in the coalition are losing touch, Boris.

Get real, will you.

Yours, a bit skint,
The Last Living Cockney in Camden Town

PS: I asked the traffic warden and he said he wasn’t making that much either…if you have any ideas of course Boris, I could be available for you.